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The Towering Thunder Mountain Train Disaster attraction at first light
Towering Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
February 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the village of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the zaniest tour in the mountains! While steaming through Towering Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur DNA, anthropomorphic plants, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from leg or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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