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The Towering Thunder Mountain Circus Train attraction, February 28, 2013, 1:56 p.m.
Towering Thunder Mountain Circus Train
December 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the remains of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the wilderness! While flying through Towering Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see giant bones, threatening rocks, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," lucky Disneyland tourists can forget about this attraction up to a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, romantic, knee, inner ear, social, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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