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The Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, jealously considered to be the only tight attraction at Disneyland
Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad
November 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the best themed tour in the desert! While speeding through Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or familial or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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