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The Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary
Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad
December 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest ride in the park! While speeding through Towering Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding bobcats, and even a goat waning dynamite!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from goth clothing, emotional baggage, or back, blood, attention-span, finger, viral, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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