Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Towering Thunder Heights Railroad attraction at midday
Towering Thunder Heights Railroad
April 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Heights Railroad in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the fastest tour in the wilderness! While zooming through Towering Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, sculpted earthquakes, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or liver, attention-span, cardiac, or brain disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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