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A humorous view of Towering Thunder Everest Railroad when it's not covered in children
Towering Thunder Everest Railroad
August 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Everest Railroad in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the least likely train in the neighborhood! While steaming through Towering Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see giant bones, sculpted opossums, and even a goat talking dynamite!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Elvis was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to a grotto.
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