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The Towering Thunder Everest Railroad attraction, laterally departing in the fading moonlight
Towering Thunder Everest Railroad
January 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Board the Towering Thunder Everest Railroad in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the quickest transportation in the neighborhood! While speeding through Towering Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, whiplashed coyotes, and even a goat eating gondolas!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum IQ 70.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or chin, leg, hip, familial, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess harnesses.
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