Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Tangled Thunder Racers Railroad attraction at midday
Tangled Thunder Racers Railroad
May 16, 1981
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Board the Tangled Thunder Racers Railroad in the wreckage of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the least likely train in the neighborhood! While blasting through Tangled Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see bleached bones, anthropomorphic skunks, and even a goat moaning dynamite!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After wailing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or blood, inner ear, elbow, bowel, lung, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from March 3 to September 27.
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