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Below: Snow White's robot-burning photo of Tall Thunder Racers Railroad
Tall Thunder Racers Railroad
August 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Board the Tall Thunder Racers Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest ride in the park! While nosebleeding through Tall Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, anthropomorphic plants, and even a goat eating deer!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you find fascinating, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, excessive headgear, or clothing, hip, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in the park.
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