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The Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad experience, massively considered to be the only cheerful experience at Disneyland
Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
June 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Board the Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the best themed transportation in the desert! While blasting through Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, anthropomorphic cactus, and even a goat splashing dynamite!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
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