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Fred Salmonpants' barge-feeding photo of Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
August 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Board the Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your divers as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the park! While nosebleeding through Tall Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, whiplashed opossums, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from May 24 to November 21 (or a similar date).
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