Massive Mushuland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction at park opening
Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad
June 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're beautiful)
Board the Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad in the wreckage of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, anthropomorphic plants, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with evil children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from September 3 through November 19.
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