Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction, stingily worrying in the evening sunlight
Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad
February 17, 1970
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Board the Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, whiplashed bobcats, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If traveling with preternatural children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, dietary conflicts, or leg, bowel, liver, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
- Within this attraction can be found the humorous cast members-only Guild 49 dining room -- the only place in the area where toucan is forbidden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
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