Massive Disneysign Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad attraction at park opening
Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad
September 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction jollies
Board the Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad in the suburb of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the craziest tour in the park! While zooming through Substantial Thunder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, whiplashed rocks, and even a goat modeling dynamite!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to participate.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
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