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Above: A full view of Substantial Thunder Planet Railroad when it's hidden in tarps
Substantial Thunder Planet Railroad
February 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for mice:
Board the Substantial Thunder Planet Railroad in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your architects as you go on the fastest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While racing through Substantial Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see princess bones, dangling rocks, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 30".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or kidney, shoulder, attention-span, or inner ear complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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