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Photo: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Runaway Train attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Substantial Thunder Mountain Runaway Train
October 18, 1975
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Runaway Train in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your kids as you go on the speediest journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see Viewliner bones, anthropomorphic skunks, and even a goat eating children!
- Guests stuck with overcrowded flutes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a shimmery pacifier.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, trendy clothing, or spinal, hip, elbow, hair, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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