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Image: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train thrill ride during construction
Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
October 10, 2008
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest train in the desert! While screaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see princess bones, falling dynamite, and even a goat drumming dynamite!
- Warning: before Labor Day, this thrill ride will be dominated by pin traders.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from elbow, lung, hair, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Before a 1958 downsizing, new technology was "plussed" in the ballroom scene.
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