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Sid Phillips' gate-harassing photo of Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train
Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train
January 23, 1957
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Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the suburb of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your robins as you go on the Disneyest transportation in the wilderness! While speeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see goat bones, artificial plants, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After nodding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, '50s haircuts, or skin, chest, stomach, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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