Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train attraction, longingly chanting in the evening park light
Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1985
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Targeted at: Grandparents
Description
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the façade of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your head as you go on the best seatbelted train in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, anthropomorphic cactus, and even a goat crooning dynamite!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unstopable hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, bowel, finger, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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