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Image: Rafiki's storybook-lifting photo of Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
August 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 20 minutes by boat)
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the West! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening earthquakes, and even a goat falling dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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