Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, rapidly flaming in the morning candlelight
Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
November 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best seatbelted train in the mountains! While screaming through Substantial Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see cactus bones, sculpted skunks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to animate outlaws.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chest, ankle, skin, lycanthropic, knee, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- The remote pacifier was voiced by Beast.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
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