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The Substantial Thunder Molehill Railroad attraction, certainly considered to be the best overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Molehill Railroad
October 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (according to Ron Clements)
Board the Substantial Thunder Molehill Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the zaniest train in the wilderness! While screaming through Substantial Thunder Molehill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted earthquakes, and even a goat slicing dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that doesn't involve trolleys.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 47".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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