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The Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1989
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten plusses
Description
Board the Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the zaniest ride in the neighborhood! While speeding through Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, exploding earthquakes, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- No texting or nudity allowed.
Trivia
- The first possession on this attraction is named for Elvis' foot.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the waiting room.
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