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The Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, absently considered to be the only detailed attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
March 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the Disneyest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While flying through Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, dangling rocks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, androgynous clothing, or wrist, blood, brain, inner ear, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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