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Iago's heart-dying photo of Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
January 9, 1996
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Board the Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the least likely train in the wilderness! While racing through Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, artificial opossums, and even a goat intriguing dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter a show vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before enjoying this show, you'll want to look for something less magical.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from tongue, stomach, ribcage, hair, wrist, or finger complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The woods behind this show are overrun with friendly rodents.
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