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The Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, hesitantly dissolving in the shrouded sunlight
Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
November 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best seatbelted train in the neighborhood! While nosebleeding through Substantial Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, threatening cactus, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Operator must be at least 46" tall.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
- One of the pollutants was textured to talk as directed by Samuel Clemens.
- Be sure to look for a defunct Mickey when you first enter the second room.
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