Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad attraction at park opening
Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad
July 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Board the Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the park! While flying through Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, battling cactus, and even a goat pleasing dynamite!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction first thing during brunch.
- Instead of viewing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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