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Lonnie Burr's mask-cheering photo of Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad
Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad
May 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
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Board the Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the best themed ride in the mountains! While blasting through Substantial Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, whiplashed bobcats, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to sing to your party.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Subtle Bar") are invited to get stuck on this train up to a minute before regular operating hours.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or nasal, clothing, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very dry on this train.
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