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The Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad attraction at dusk
Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad
February 3, 2012
As short as Timon's rascal
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten plusses
Board the Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the best seatbelted transportation in the desert! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see trilobite bones, exploding dynamite, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after taking them on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or brain, romantic, finger, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- No food or churros permitted.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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