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The Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad attraction, privately considered to be the premier negative attraction at Disneyland
Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad
December 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Board the Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your nuts as you go on the strangest train in the mountains! While steaming through Substantial Thunder Everest Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, exploding earthquakes, and even a goat cleaning dynamite!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 70".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 27 years old to ride on WrestleMania.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young retirees.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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