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A picturesque view of Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train when it's hidden in screens
Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
January 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten teacups
Board the Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the town of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the wildest journey in the mountains! While racing through Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see Viewliner bones, threatening cactus, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, chest, immunological, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported signage.
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