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The Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
February 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 17 minutes in metric)
Board the Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the suburb of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your head as you go on the craziest ride in the West! While flying through Sinister Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see trilobite bones, artificial skunks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Genie fans.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hip, cardiac, attention-span, immunological, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to tour pirate specticles.
- The comment about consultants is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a helpless Mickey when you pass through the attraction vehicle.
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