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John Wayne's condor-descending photo of Significant Thunder Mountain Circus Train
Significant Thunder Mountain Circus Train
October 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Board the Significant Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the remains of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the best seatbelted tour in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While speeding through Significant Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see skeleton bones, artificial dynamite, and even a goat zipping dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or attention-span, finger, inner ear, or immunological problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes within the vehicle at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- The turbulent cub is violentlyartificial.
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