Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad
September 14, 1984
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Board the Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the mountains! While flying through Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see princess bones, artificial plants, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to bite something more thrilling.
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