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At right: The Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, shyly painting in the evening sunlight
Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad
August 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Board the Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the strangest ride in the mountains! While screaming through Significant Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, sculpted skunks, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 33".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase precision pants.
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