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Picture: Nemo's cartoon-repositioning photo of Significant Thunder Heights Railroad
Significant Thunder Heights Railroad
August 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (from "Enchanted Branch" blog)
Board the Significant Thunder Heights Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the wilderness! While flying through Significant Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, exploding coyotes, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, clothing, stomach, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from May 21 to July 22.
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