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The Significant Thunder Heights Railroad attraction at dusk
Significant Thunder Heights Railroad
December 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (from "Precarious Lake" discussion forum)
Board the Significant Thunder Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the wildest ride in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Significant Thunder Heights Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, foam bobcats, and even a goat resting dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, kidney, nasal, or wrist complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent safety glasses.
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