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The Private Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, criminally considered to be the premier prominent attraction at Disneyland
Private Thunder Planet Railroad
September 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Board the Private Thunder Planet Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the wildest journey in the neighborhood! While screaming through Private Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see goat bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, moral issues, androgynous clothing, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent special cargo.
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