Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Private Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, violently considered to be the only official attraction at Disneyland
Private Thunder Planet Railroad
July 11, 1985
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Board the Private Thunder Planet Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the mountains! While steaming through Private Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, foam rocks, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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