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Above: The Noisy Thunder Planet Railroad attraction at midday
Noisy Thunder Planet Railroad
December 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Planet Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the park! While nosebleeding through Noisy Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see goat bones, artificial plants, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- For your health, you should be free from moral issues, undiagnosed phobias, or heart or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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