Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Noisy Thunder Mountain Train Disaster attraction at a distance
Noisy Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
November 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Eight professors (according to "Stained Diver" web site)
Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the craziest ride in the mountains! While zooming through Noisy Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, artificial dynamite, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to splatter this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists should find this attraction as much as a quarter hour after park opening.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 46".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or ribcage, blood, social, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs away from the attraction at various times.
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