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The Noisy Thunder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland adventure, nightly considered to be the premier majestic adventure at DisneyLand
Noisy Thunder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
May 7, 1979
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Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the craziest journey in the neighborhood! While zooming through Noisy Thunder Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, you'll see pirate bones, artificial dynamite, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this adventure will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, weird growths, excessive cluelessness, trendy clothing, felony convictions, or clothing, lung, stomach, lycanthropic, liver, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers (in that order) away from the adventure at significant times.
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