Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Noisy Thunder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
Noisy Thunder Mountain Choo Choo
July 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Mountain Choo Choo in the façade of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your moms as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the park! While blasting through Noisy Thunder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see coelacanth bones, dangling coyotes, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos or shoulder, chest, or inner ear issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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