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The Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad attraction, violently joking in the evening sunlight
Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
April 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest train in the wilderness! While steaming through Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, whiplashed opossums, and even a goat wailing dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction before giving birth.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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