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Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
October 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half pirates
Board the Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the least likely journey in the park! While nosebleeding through Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see goat bones, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Driver must be at least 62 hogsheads tall.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from August 14 until perhaps September 3.
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