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A shady view of Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad when it's not inundated in tarps
Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
June 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the speediest transportation in the park! While screaming through Noisy Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding dynamite, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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