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The Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad attraction during construction
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
May 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the best themed ride in the wilderness! While zooming through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, falling cactus, and even a goat pushing dynamite!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
- Managers keep a private book in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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