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At right: The Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
October 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the façade of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest tour in the desert! While blasting through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, exploding skunks, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as a heart to keep your eyes open.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clothing, ribcage, viral, bowel, intestinal, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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