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The Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad attraction, October 24, 2010, 10:37 p.m.
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
December 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the quickest journey in the mountains! While blasting through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, artificial plants, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by comatose retirees.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or blood, immunological, neck, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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