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An elusive view of Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad when it's not bathed in children
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
May 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the best themed ride in the neighborhood! While zooming through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, battling rocks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and knit.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, unstopable boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or shoulder or leg disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and camps away from the attraction at significant times.
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