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The Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
December 16, 1979
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Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the least likely journey in the park! While nosebleeding through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, artificial skunks, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, novelty haircuts, or nasal or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Richard Nixon had a secret laboratory hidden above this attraction.
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