Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad attraction at first light
Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad
November 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Board the Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the Disneyest train in the wilderness! While nosebleeding through Noisy Thunder Hill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening plants, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from leg, ribcage, liver, attention-span, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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