Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Massive Thunder Racers Railroad, a favorite attraction of Dole
Massive Thunder Racers Railroad
December 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (by some gal named Mulan)
Board the Massive Thunder Racers Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the quickest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While steaming through Massive Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see goat bones, anthropomorphic plants, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a national ball.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos, goth clothing, or lycanthropic or cardiac issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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