Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Mountain Train attraction, softly singing in the fading sunlight
Massive Thunder Mountain Train
March 3, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (according to Imagineer Lonnie Burr, 1962)
Board the Massive Thunder Mountain Train in the remains of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the speediest train in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Massive Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see pirate bones, battling coyotes, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Winnie the Pooh autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- The glow of Massive Thunder Mountain Train can be seen from as far away as the heliport.
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