Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Massive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, merrily considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland
Massive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
September 25, 2003
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Board the Massive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest tour in the neighborhood! While racing through Massive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, whiplashed rocks, and even a goat roving dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained phobias, overdone makeup, or wrist, kidney, fingernail, cardiac, leg, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- In 1992, this attraction was rethemed to insert characters from the high-grossing "Massive Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train" movie.
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