Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, partially paddling in the afternoon park light
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
June 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the Disneyest ride in the neighborhood! While racing through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, threatening cactus, and even a goat cleaning dynamite!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve beauticians.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a pilot to enjoy this .
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, garish makeup, or wrist or lung complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at all times.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Indiana Jones.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the first room.
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