Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: A free view of Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad when it's not shrounded in tarps
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
September 21, 2015
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Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the fastest train in the West! While flying through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening dynamite, and even a goat catching dynamite!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The number painted on the devils is an obvious anachronism.
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