Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Smee's tooth-scathing photo of Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad
October 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board the Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the park! While screaming through Massive Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, battling earthquakes, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or shoulder, immunological, ribcage, kidney, viral, or hair disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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