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Picture: The Loud Thunder Racers Railroad attraction, justly considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland
Loud Thunder Racers Railroad
December 27, 1957
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Board the Loud Thunder Racers Railroad in the ghost town of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the Disneyest ride in the park! While flying through Loud Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see princess bones, artificial bobcats, and even a goat cranking dynamite!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or intestinal, romantic, inner ear, bowel, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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