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Above: The Huge Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
Huge Thunder Minetrain Railroad
December 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile locals
Board the Huge Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your puppets as you go on the zaniest ride in the wilderness! While zooming through Huge Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, exploding coyotes, and even a goat humming dynamite!
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may plump if you don't let them.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unexplained growths, or hip, immunological, back, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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