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Above: High Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
High Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
June 8, 1977
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Board the High Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the speediest ride in the desert! While steaming through High Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see cactus bones, exploding opossums, and even a goat eating pelicans!
- Warning: quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bowel disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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