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The High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train attraction as seen from the top of California
High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train
February 9, 1999
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Board the High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the wilderness! While steaming through High Thunder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur remains, foam plants, and even a goat heaping dynamite!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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