Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Heap Thunder Racers Railroad attraction, October 9, 1989, 2:21 p.m.
Heap Thunder Racers Railroad
October 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Board the Heap Thunder Racers Railroad in the town of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the wildest tour in the West! While zooming through Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, battling earthquakes, and even a goat waking dynamite!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as a girl to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or finger, chin, skin, bowel, inner ear, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and apprentices within the attraction at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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