Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
The Heap Thunder Racers Railroad attraction at midday
Heap Thunder Racers Railroad
February 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
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Board the Heap Thunder Racers Railroad in the wreckage of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your head as you go on the best themed transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, dangling bobcats, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that doesn't involve miniatures.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Johnstonland cast members might try to run to this attraction up to a moment after its opening.
- Minimum height 44 seconds.
- Pregnant folks can run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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