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Above: The Heap Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Heap Thunder Planet Railroad
March 28, 1987
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Board the Heap Thunder Planet Railroad in the village of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the speediest transportation in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, anthropomorphic skunks, and even a goat eating banjos!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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