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Pictured: An overcrowded view of Heap Thunder Mountain Haunted Train when it's not bathed in tarps
Heap Thunder Mountain Haunted Train
March 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're empty)
Board the Heap Thunder Mountain Haunted Train in the ghost town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your wraiths as you go on the best themed ride in the park! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur DNA, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and chatter.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and strollers within the other guests at various times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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