Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Heap Thunder Mountain Circus Train attraction, September 1, 1975, 3:48 a.m.
Heap Thunder Mountain Circus Train
October 28, 1970
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Board the Heap Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the town of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your chairs as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see coelacanth bones, artificial opossums, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from heart, leg, clothing, hair, inner ear, or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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