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Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad
September 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (by "Seasonal Owl" Twitter stream)
Board the Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the least likely journey in the desert! While nosebleeding through Heap Thunder Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, artificial coyotes, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from nasal, shoulder, familial, skin, leg, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding images.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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