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The Great Thunder Mountain Train attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland
Great Thunder Mountain Train
December 20, 1956
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Board the Great Thunder Mountain Train in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the zaniest ride in the desert! While speeding through Great Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, anthropomorphic earthquakes, and even a goat creeping dynamite!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Unborn infants may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd phobias or fingernail or knee issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision devils.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's interior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the angry riverboat.
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