Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Great Thunder Minetrain Railroad attraction, happily depressing in the evening sunlight
Great Thunder Minetrain Railroad
August 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Board the Great Thunder Minetrain Railroad in the town of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the zaniest ride in the park! While flying through Great Thunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, falling earthquakes, and even a goat vacuuming dynamite!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from June 27 until something like October 25 (or something like that).
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few mice used in this attraction.
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