Massive Disneymaid Attraction Database
The Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, oddly considered to be the only big attraction at Disneymaid
Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad
August 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Board the Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad in the ghost town of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the craziest tour in the wilderness! While screaming through Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, battling skunks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or shoulder or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed beside the berm.
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