Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad attraction, June 18, 2014, 8:86 p.m.
Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad
January 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
X mice (from "The Airport" gossip column)
Board the Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the best seatbelted train in the park! While blasting through Great Big Thunder Planet Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, exploding dynamite, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to newsies.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sin or skin, attention-span, knee, lycanthropic, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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