Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster attraction, boringly inflating in the morning sunlight
Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
February 3, 1958
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Board the Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the wreckage of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the craziest transportation in the West! While flying through Great Big Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, battling bobcats, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom specticles.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from January 13 to February 21.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Nightclub 75 hideaway -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
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