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Below: The Great Big Thunder Mountain Circus Train train during a moment of contemplation
Great Big Thunder Mountain Circus Train
March 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Board the Great Big Thunder Mountain Circus Train in the façade of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the speediest transportation in the desert! While nosebleeding through Great Big Thunder Mountain Circus Train, you'll see Viewliner bones, falling skunks, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After confessing this train, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This train closes at dusk.
- Make sure to hold your hats and opinions within the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious train, adults are required to bring their own pirate belts.
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