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Photo: Great Big Thunder Molehill Railroad, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Great Big Thunder Molehill Railroad
February 11, 1963
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Board the Great Big Thunder Molehill Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the zaniest ride in the wilderness! While nosebleeding through Great Big Thunder Molehill Railroad, you'll see pirate bones, whiplashed skunks, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so cursed, it is best to enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, inner ear, familial, wrist, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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