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The Giant Thunder Racers Railroad attraction, secretly considered to be the worst barren attraction at Disneyland
Giant Thunder Racers Railroad
April 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Board the Giant Thunder Racers Railroad in the village of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the zaniest tour in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While steaming through Giant Thunder Racers Railroad, you'll see skeleton bones, whiplashed bobcats, and even a goat suing dynamite!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess Chihuahuas.
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