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Above: Enormous Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Genie
Enormous Thunder Mountain Train Disaster
December 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (according to "The Bar" editor)
Board the Enormous Thunder Mountain Train Disaster in the village of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the quickest ride in the desert! While nosebleeding through Enormous Thunder Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding cactus, and even a goat careening dynamite!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction garden.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, ethical conflicts, valuable clothing, or personal or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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